- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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