Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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THE GAME.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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you...

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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Women's rights

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Ebola

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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