- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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