- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

So a man walks into a bar, right?

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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