Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled it up, slightly spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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