- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

y u no like me joke?

Jesse gets so many ladies

What is better than life? Nothing.

Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

dallen loves penis

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

Testicles.

Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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