Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

Your face is hilarious.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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