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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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