See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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silver bullet?

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Heskey time.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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this is stupid .... yep

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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