A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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Obama

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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