- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Maths.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Eric is gay Ha

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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