- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

LO AND BEHOLD!

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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