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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Poker face

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why are black people so fast? because there black

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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