- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

batman farted so hes retarded

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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