Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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ecks! why zee?

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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