Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

batman farted so hes retarded

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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