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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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