why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Alright then, call me sometime then.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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