A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why do I hate food? I don't.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

thumb_up thumb_down -8

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

thumb_up thumb_down -8

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops