Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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