- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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