Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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