- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

A man did not like this site

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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