- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women's rights

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

jibby jobby

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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