- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

woman's rights

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

A sober Amy Winehouse

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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