How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Gotta disappoint you there, you see there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of similar organizations which work for the government, and those I work for are black ops, meaning that I would be putting my life in danger if I told you anything about it besides that fact. Its not listed anywhere, its not FBI, its not legislated by any government yet many governments invest their funds there, you could call it something like the interpool, and something like the underground society, except its multi-government driven... A term I sincerely do not fully understand myself, I have certain talents I put to use, but I lack the education in order to be more than a employee for these people.

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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9/11

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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