- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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