- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Woman rights.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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