What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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I named my son ps2 controller

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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