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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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