- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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