- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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