- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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