- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Tilt your screen back

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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