- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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