- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

I forgot what i was gonna say

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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