wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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