A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Robin, get in the car!

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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1d

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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i committed murder

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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whats 7+4? 74

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Womens rights.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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- Helen Keller

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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