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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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