- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Half life 3 confirmed

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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