- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Hey how is your wife and my kids

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

A Chinese man fails a math test

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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