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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Actually it was me Josh brown

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Yo Momma is not fat.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

I am a mime

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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