Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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