Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

I named my son ps2 controller

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

404 Error: Joke not found

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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