- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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