- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Erectile Dysfunction.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

I read the terms of service.

3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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