- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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