- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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