- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

the power to turn magnetism into light

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Women's Rights

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

what is the color of a burp burple

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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