- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

knock knock no no you go now i clean

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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