- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

My name is me I like fired chicken!

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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