- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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