What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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dry handjob

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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