- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Whose your daddy? Not me

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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