- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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