- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

women's rights

Rebecca Black's career.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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