- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

I am a mime

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

._____________________. Whale!

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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