- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

I have suicidal thoughts

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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