- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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