- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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I woke up today

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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