- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

What do you say to a rock? Meow

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Hail Hitler

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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