- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

A baby seal walks into a club.

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