A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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