- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

black people

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Nah

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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