- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Hail Hitler

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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