Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

What's a good joke? Not this one.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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