How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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