This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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u suck

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Knock knock Shut up

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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