- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

I walk into a bar...

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Im gay What about you

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

su algato es en fuego

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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