- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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