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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

You know what's catchy? A cold

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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