This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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